Salutations, shoppers! White Ninja Productions’ new Threadless site with four different FEAR ANONYMOUS designs is live (h/t to Lisa).

Enjoy the Soup of the Day, AC/DC all cast tribute, Jack Miller’s Worst Day Ever, or the classic black and white logo on everything from T-shirts to sweatshirts to mugs. Support independent filmmakers and show your FEAR ANONYMOUS spirit. Mel Brooks would approve.

The classic logo is available on a variety of solid color backgrounds–and the Threadless site also allows you to choose long-sleeved shirts, V-necks, sweatshirts, etc.

We hope you enjoy changing the filters and drop-downs to alter the background color and T-shirt style as much as we do. Bet you can’t eat, er, buy, just one…
Do the eyes look most menaced/menacing against cornflower blue…

or perhaps a lurid green…

But why stop there?

Your Trapper Keeper notebook and your battered laptop are in need of stickers. Glorious, Technicolor-bright stickers, in multiple backgrounds. Try the all-cast AC/DC tribute on white…

Or the classic logo on clear…

And there’s always the stomach-churning Soup of the Day image, created by Lisa for the Culver City Film Festival 2025…

Who wouldn’t want these groceries on their kitchen counter?

But who needs groceries at all with accessories like these?
Your morning coffee welcomes your allegiance to independent film, too…

So many designs…so little time…

Don’t forget the littlest filmmakers in the family…

I mean, do you even need to have a baby to enjoy this onesie? I don’t think so. I’m planning to put mine on the coffee maker.

And turning your child into a marketing device is just the beginning! FEAR ANONYMOUS, the lunchbox! FEAR ANONYMOUS, the flame-thrower!
“Merchandising…where the REAL money from the movie is made…”
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